(1) Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
(2) Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.
(3) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
(4) I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried-but they wanted cash.
(5) A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
(6) Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.