humour

One line humour

(1) Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

(2) Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.

(3) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

(4) I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried-but they wanted cash.

(5) A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

(6) Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.