Mittal Patel's blog

4 hours of reliance = 45 hours of common man

Frustration gets at peak when I can’t access my internet for longer. Especially when I am in Ahmedabad and internet isn’t working due to some technical or other problem.

w000000t !!!!! Gujju always roCkS!!!!

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

This time Sardarji takes on

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue,and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

One line humour

(1) Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

(2) Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.

(3) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

(4) I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried-but they wanted cash.

(5) A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

(6) Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Surprise… Surprise… Surprise… I am still alive!!!

I am feeling like it has been years since I have posted something on my site. No no, wasn’t busy with studies, work or any other productive work. Full credit goes to my laziness and my procrastination! In my life, I never thought, I could stay idle for months to this extent but as you friends know many things happen in our life for the very first time . :) Chatting, mail checking , orkutting, sleeping and hanging around kept me busy till now. Oh ya, in between, for a change, I visited library for few hours to make sure that I am preparing for GRE/TOEFL.

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